what ur fav new wave band says about u

adam and the ants: I will have sex with anybody
the b-52's: I will spit in your face and laugh
duran duran: I am a vain piece of shit
depeche mode: I blend into walls
erasure: gay
eurythmics: do you know how many shades of eyshadow I own? like at least a dozen
falco: I don't even speak german
inxs: I am wearing a bandanna and drinking cheap beer
japan: I'm special. so special
joy division: not even a new wave band also go fuck yourself
kate bush: I am an artsy piece of shit
new order: I never knew my true parents I was raised by a drum machine
the police: I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself
roxy music: the leather underpants I'm wearing are really chafing me
talking heads: what
u2: I appreciate the finer things in life and love getting my ass kicked
ub40: I think I'm an incredibly diverse and tolerant person
rte2:

First proper day of school more like *farting noises*

notcallum:

when ur friends make fun of something ur secretly into

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notcallum:

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mediumaevum:

The Madrid Skylitzes is a richly illustrated illuminated manuscript of the Synopsis of Histories (Σύνοψις Ἱστοριῶν), by John Skylitzes, which covers the reigns of the Byzantine emperors from the death of Nicephorus I in 811 to the deposition of Michael IV in 1057. The manuscript was produced in Sicily in the 12th century.
image: fol. 108r: Tsar Symeon I of Bulgaria defating the Byzantine army, led by Procopius Crenites and Curtacius the Armenian in Macedonia

mydogsnokes:

reblog if you dont know what downton abbey is but you’re pretty sure it pisses you off

think-thank-thunk:

Me flirting
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