maybe i should get a phone finally

gotitforcheap:

you can pretty much peer pressure any australian male into doing something by saying “don’t be a shit cunt” 

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

tonypulisfanclub:

when i build my dream house this will be the front gates, 40 feet tall and it has a portcullis below the enormous tayne and to gain entry to my house you have to say “Now tayne, i can get into” 

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(Source: asian)